The discourse online is FULLY about the 4.8-magnitude earthquake that hit the East Coast this morning.
That means there’s jokes, and here are the best ones…
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new york is the los angeles of america — eric adams, probably
— Alex Rocca (@AlexDRocca) April 5, 2024
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Columbia Records/ Twitter: @foxxyyoncee
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We never used to have earthquakes in NYC. There will be more. Because of woke.
— ember loves bay ridge (@embernic) April 5, 2024
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“as New York was hit by an earthquake, i couldn’t help but wonder, were the tecnotic plates as unstable as my history with Big?” pic.twitter.com/LXNUSflzEw
— popculture (@notgwendalupe) April 5, 2024
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Bravo/ Twitter: @queensofbravo
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Steve Harvey Show/ Twitter: @Phil_Lewis_
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somehow this is all Eric Adams fault!!
— grabba goon (@__stvph) April 5, 2024
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Last year it was wild fires, and now NYC gets to experience Earthquake Twitter. LA has almost nothing left.
— Khalid El Khatib (@kmelkhat) April 5, 2024
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Did DEI cause today’s NYC earthquake? No, but it didn’t prevent it, either.
— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) April 5, 2024
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eric adams is going to put another 50,000 cops in the subway with the mandate of shooting the earthquake
— maya kosoff (@mekosoff) April 5, 2024
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World of Wonder/Twitter: @mascarayde
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Fox/ Twitter: @1800buddha
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who downstairs cuttin a well done steak??
— Jawny Bravo (@TaiilorMade) April 5, 2024
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I AM FINE
— Empire State Building (@EmpireStateBldg) April 5, 2024
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Harpo Networks/ Twitter: @Creezus_
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Nickelodeon/ Twitter: @Cody_Wimmer
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can we have another …that made me feel ALIVE
— Ben Kesslen (@benkesslen) April 5, 2024
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Getty Images/ Twitter: @AnimationObject
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can you imagine how humiliating this would be for us if the californians were awake
— Walter Hickey (@WaltHickey) April 5, 2024
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Nickelodeon/ Twitter: @hailsmccloskey
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Apologies to other parts of the world that regularly gets earthquakes because New York City just had an earthquake and we’re gonna talk about it for the next 3-5 business days.
— Tracie Hunte (@TracieHunte) April 5, 2024
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