The discourse around Eclipse Day is still pumping, so let’s honor that with the 48 best jokes about the Great American Eclipse…
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Oops I did it again 🤭 #TotalSolarEclipse pic.twitter.com/JXPe26qq3Q
— NASA Moon (@NASAMoon) April 8, 2024
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also this sign at the library is an entire monday mood pic.twitter.com/rX1sD8Q75b
— james (@jamesholod) April 8, 2024
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Messages on the Mass Pike today… pic.twitter.com/HMi0WxKxgG
— Only In Boston (@OnlyInBOS) April 8, 2024
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Me after looking directly at the Eclipse cause I hate being told what to do: pic.twitter.com/Uw3pGmhvyq
— Drebae (@Drebae_) April 8, 2024
Nickelodeon/ Twitter: @Drebae_
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the eclipse as viewed through a club cracker: pic.twitter.com/ja82SLjM7j
— Chalk ❄️🦋🕸️ (@PowderStone) April 8, 2024
6.
Great to see the sun again. pic.twitter.com/06y7DcN6RD
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) April 8, 2024
7.
🚨#BREAKING: Search results for ‘Why do my eyes hurt?’ and ‘My eyes hurt’ have exploded after the total solar eclipse occurred pic.twitter.com/qYl3cBvwBr
— R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) April 8, 2024
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this my friend who looked at the eclipse without glasses pic.twitter.com/ayerwNGhHc
— Fin (@gofinurself) April 8, 2024
9.
Live scenes of the eclipse in Glasgow. Extraordinary. Sun completely vanished. pic.twitter.com/MjnZprlSS5
— Dr Jamie Gallagher (@JamieBGall) April 8, 2024
10.
same shit, different election pic.twitter.com/ytmksXQliO
— jude 🌊🌊🌊 (@OregonMapGuy) April 8, 2024
11.
the eclipse was crazyyy pic.twitter.com/r2VDQ1SpY2
— angelina ☺︎ (@drunkonrenee) April 8, 2024
12.
he doesn’t even care about the eclipse, he just wanted to be included pic.twitter.com/jKzcWi9Jdg
— molly conger (@socialistdogmom) April 8, 2024
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— Evan Thomas (@EvanDerekThomas) April 8, 2024
14.
DONT USE ECLIPSE GLASSES FROM TEMU pic.twitter.com/isprS5kgqd
— Brock (@brockomole) April 8, 2024
15.
let’s all go stand around together at 2pm tomorrow, too. that was fun
— sarah (@sablaah) April 9, 2024
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When I catch the eclipse out of the corner of my eye pic.twitter.com/EsqfIu71aQ
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) April 8, 2024
17.
The wokes want you to “protect your eyes” and “follow the science” pic.twitter.com/3xRLp6Aby1
— Josiah🔴⚪ (@bed_jartlet98) April 8, 2024
18.
snoopy at the eclipse event is wild pic.twitter.com/oTX2q8pjYn
— cam (@idiosinkrasies) April 8, 2024
19.
i don’t have eclipse glasses but imma still look idgaf pic.twitter.com/5Nf6aooXxk
— pj 🍉 (@pjdvdd) April 8, 2024
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well well well. look who came crawling back. pic.twitter.com/AiGrIKLsrr
— Storm Team 4 NY (@StormTeam4NY) April 9, 2024
21.
Partial eclipse as seen through a cheezit pic.twitter.com/0xti7WPWN4
— Lettuce Cat (@the_lettuce_cat) April 8, 2024
22.
BEHOLD. The Mastercard logo pic.twitter.com/a695wqjyar
— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) April 8, 2024
23.
nature is so beautiful pic.twitter.com/FkwNtYPtaV
— Riley 🤍🖤 (@RiledUpForSwift) April 8, 2024
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Eye doctors after inventing the solar eclipse pic.twitter.com/SPO5duSWWd
— Inverse Cramer (Not Jim Cramer) (@CramerTracker) April 8, 2024
25.
How I’m gonna stare directly at the eclipse after everyone telling me to stop pic.twitter.com/d72DkT3AHF
— ThickyRicky (@theeRicoTaquito) April 8, 2024
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how im bout to be staring at the eclipse: pic.twitter.com/8PC2qtnjXY
— Gritty (@GrittyNHL) April 8, 2024
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— Allison Duerk ☜ (@allisonduerk) April 8, 2024
28.
Can’t wait to see how this eclipse turns out pic.twitter.com/t7QRO4xSlB
— Joey Nolfi (@joeynolfi) April 8, 2024
World of Wonder/ Twitter: @joeynolfi
29.
Solar Eclipse was nice fr pic.twitter.com/HQPJl26YQz
— Christian (@districtlazo) April 8, 2024
30.
now why my eyes hurting & i had the glasses on??? pic.twitter.com/Wu1Sz3vaZk
— “happy face” (@damn_toe) April 8, 2024
31.
Everyone, hurry and lay out some clothes in the front of your house pic.twitter.com/6SII4Mzw83
— Derek (@DerekNeverFails) April 8, 2024
32.
The Queen has spoken 🤣🤣 #SolarEclipse2024 pic.twitter.com/XghOVDGcEj
— Matt Devitt (@MattDevittWX) April 8, 2024
33.
I didnt get the hype but i see it now pic.twitter.com/EtM3SJhyAU
— Chanandler Bong (@Grim_The_Stoner) April 8, 2024
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obsessed with the location for my office’s eclipse calendar invite pic.twitter.com/S5uaklp4H7
— Sam Jeske (@Sam_Jeske) April 8, 2024
35.
Deploying my scientific instruments. pic.twitter.com/Af3OtmozZm
— Adrian (@blagojevism) April 8, 2024
36.
Google searches for ‘my eyes hurt’, past 24 hours (eclipse path superimposed) pic.twitter.com/nccR1zRrKq
— flashman (@flashman) April 8, 2024
37.
I’m Blind! F these BS glasses!
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) April 8, 2024
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Somebody said when the eclipse happens, all the BBLs are gunna explode LMFAOOO???????💀😭
— Arix ✨ (@arxmxx) April 8, 2024
39.
Most expensive Disney World ticket ever…coming August of 2045! pic.twitter.com/8m8PPdoHMH
— Mike Thomas (@MikeTFox5) April 9, 2024
40.
My traffic forecast for eclipse day pic.twitter.com/y50OTh3Rf3
— Avery Tomasco (@averytomascowx) April 8, 2024
41.
I had so much fun watching the eclipse does anyone know how long our eyes take to go back to normal pic.twitter.com/sUvRpZJCN8
— harrison (@harrisonposting) April 8, 2024
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The moon: pic.twitter.com/czRVyZrJb5
— Andrew Strauss (@straussanator) April 8, 2024
Bravo/ Twitter: @straussanator
43.
“You can’t stare into the sun during an eclipse” pic.twitter.com/2KtEGcdbGc
— jxke. 🧸 (@cantguardjake) April 8, 2024
44.
Me looking at the eclipse pic.twitter.com/tpSQcDHxvv
— kla (taylor’s version) 🫶 (@blessedswift) April 8, 2024
45.
me staring at the sun pic.twitter.com/Yh1WumhFmb
— Betches (@betchesluvthis) April 8, 2024
46.
I’m ready pic.twitter.com/gYkeuwgGjQ
— Empire State Building (@EmpireStateBldg) April 8, 2024
47.
Today I will be staring directly at the sun to absorb its powers pic.twitter.com/gw5jTqpbs7
— inspector ratchet (@_hood_mona_lisa) April 8, 2024
48. And lastly…
NOOOOOOO JASON DERULO pic.twitter.com/mIhI7cx89s
— Robert Komaniecki (@Komaniecki_R) April 8, 2024
@jasonderulo/ Twitter: @Komaniecki_R
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