35 Times Customers Proved Beyond A Shadow Of A Doubt That They Are 100% The Dumbest People On The Planet – MASHAHER

ISLAM GAMAL13 May 2024Last Update :
35 Times Customers Proved Beyond A Shadow Of A Doubt That They Are 100% The Dumbest People On The Planet – MASHAHER


If you have ever worked in the service industry, it’s no secret that one of the absolute worst parts of the job is the wide variety of customers you come across literally EVERY single day.

Here’s proof that customers can be some of, and just might be, the dumbest people on the planet:

1.On pizzas:

Meme with a man giving a disbelieving look in response to a question about the size of a 12-inch pizza

2.On pancakes:

Social media post sharing a customer service experience with text: "Had the dumbest customer Ever!! He says, 'If I order 2 Pancakes, how many will I get?'" Expressive emojis includedSocial media post sharing a customer service experience with text: "Had the dumbest customer Ever!! He says, 'If I order 2 Pancakes, how many will I get?'" Expressive emojis included

Facebook

3.On fish:

A tweet joking about a customer who asked which fish a filet mignon comes fromA tweet joking about a customer who asked which fish a filet mignon comes from

Twitter

4.On cocktails:

A screenshot of a text message joking about a guest misunderstanding a shrimp cocktail as a drinkA screenshot of a text message joking about a guest misunderstanding a shrimp cocktail as a drink

Facebook

5.On sizing:

Tweet showing confusion over someone asking which coffee size is larger, medium or largeTweet showing confusion over someone asking which coffee size is larger, medium or large

Twitter

6.On blue cheese:

Text about a customer not realizing a salad ordered with blue cheese would have mold. Customer asked for a managerText about a customer not realizing a salad ordered with blue cheese would have mold. Customer asked for a manager

Facebook

7.On pricing:

"He didn't buy the item.""He didn't buy the item."

8.On doneness:

Tweet recounting a customer ordering a dozen chicken wings "medium-rare," expressing disbeliefTweet recounting a customer ordering a dozen chicken wings "medium-rare," expressing disbelief

Twitter

9.On fine wines:

A screenshot of a social media post sharing a humorous story about a customer misunderstanding the pronunciation of 'Corkage Fee.'A screenshot of a social media post sharing a humorous story about a customer misunderstanding the pronunciation of 'Corkage Fee.'

Facebook

10.On mozzarella sticks:

"A customer asked me what kind of cheese is in our mozzarella sticks... Ummm""A customer asked me what kind of cheese is in our mozzarella sticks... Ummm"

11.On wings:

Screenshot of a social media post discussing a humorous exchange about the temperature of boneless wingsScreenshot of a social media post discussing a humorous exchange about the temperature of boneless wings

Facebook

12.On precise amounts:

The image shows a tweet reading a humorous statement about a silly question regarding a 2-piece mealThe image shows a tweet reading a humorous statement about a silly question regarding a 2-piece meal

13.On steak cuts:

Tweet expressing disbelief over a customer not knowing the size difference between a 6oz and 8oz filetTweet expressing disbelief over a customer not knowing the size difference between a 6oz and 8oz filet

Twitter

14.On fine dining:

A screenshot of a social media comment where a user jokes about confusing 'lettuce' with 'l'e tu che'A screenshot of a social media comment where a user jokes about confusing 'lettuce' with 'l'e tu che'

Facebook

15.On shades:

person thinking lighter wiine meant weightperson thinking lighter wiine meant weight

Facebook

16.On mimosas:

"She was not joking.""She was not joking."

17.On shrimp:

A Facebook post sharing a story about a guest who ordered Baked Parmesan Shrimp and later said they were allergic to small shrimpA Facebook post sharing a story about a guest who ordered Baked Parmesan Shrimp and later said they were allergic to small shrimp

Facebook

18.On pasta:

Tweet  joking about someone asking if pasta salad contains pastaTweet  joking about someone asking if pasta salad contains pasta

Twitter

19.On those subtle differences

Social media post mocking a customer's question about portion sizes, humorously stating the obvious differenceSocial media post mocking a customer's question about portion sizes, humorously stating the obvious difference

Twitter

20.On BLTs:

Conversation about a BLT, one person is allergic to bacon, implying the food won't be great for themConversation about a BLT, one person is allergic to bacon, implying the food won't be great for them

Facebook

21.On deals:

"Can I still have it?""Can I still have it?"

Twitter

22.On hardware stores:

"Man, y'all don't know how to treat customers.""Man, y'all don't know how to treat customers."

Twitter

23.On seafood:

A screenshot of a message recounting a story about a guest's reaction to seafood stew ingredientsA screenshot of a message recounting a story about a guest's reaction to seafood stew ingredients

Facebook

24.On mixed drinks:

Text from an online conversation joking about ordering a drink with Tito's vodka at a barText from an online conversation joking about ordering a drink with Tito's vodka at a bar

Facebook

25.On convenience:

Twitter post reacting humorously to a typical drive-thru order requestTwitter post reacting humorously to a typical drive-thru order request

Twitter

26.On gluten free dishes:

Post sharing a humorous exchange about a guest's gluten allergy and ordering an IPA beerPost sharing a humorous exchange about a guest's gluten allergy and ordering an IPA beer

Facebook

27.On eating outside:

"Get out.""Get out."

28.On Uncle Arnie:

Facebook post discussing what an Arnold Palmer drink isFacebook post discussing what an Arnold Palmer drink is

Facebook

29.On axes:

customer complaining a knife is too sharpcustomer complaining a knife is too sharp

30.On nachos and burgers:

Facebook post sharing a humorous conversation about not having a kitchen but providing menus to local placesFacebook post sharing a humorous conversation about not having a kitchen but providing menus to local places

Facebook

31.On delicious drinks:

Image of a social media sharing a humorous anecdote about a bartender's literal interpretation of a virgin martini orderImage of a social media sharing a humorous anecdote about a bartender's literal interpretation of a virgin martini order

Facebook

32.On garden salads:

A screenshot of a social media post sharing a humorous exchange about a garden salad without cheeseA screenshot of a social media post sharing a humorous exchange about a garden salad without cheese

Facebook

33.On Dunkin Donuts:

Image about a customer asking if Dunkin' sells donutsImage about a customer asking if Dunkin' sells donuts

Facebook

34.On mochas:

"And he was like no I want a mocha.""And he was like no I want a mocha."

35.And on flying:

"I just replied if we stopped we'd be dead hun""I just replied if we stopped we'd be dead hun"




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