Another 14 days have passed, so let’s do another round of my favorite tweets, posts on X, or whatever the heck you want to call ’em. Enjoy.
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its so hot i can smell each material my apartment is made of
— Karli Marulli (@karlimarulli) July 8, 2024
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A #Houston man was stranded in Whataburger parking lot due to quickly rising floodwaters. While waiting on floodwaters to recede, he grabbed a fishing pole out of his vehicle and caught a nice bass in a nearby flooded ditch.If that ain’t Texas, I don’t know what is. 🤠 🎣 pic.twitter.com/bClvOvK4BZ
— TRAP SHIESTY (@ITSHIM274) July 8, 2024
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The best feature of any accommodation I’ve ever stayed in is this duck, whose face appears at the back door whenever we crack open some snacks. 5 stars pic.twitter.com/pmNdVct4XJ
— Glenys Norquay (@glenisilla) July 6, 2024
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I’m sorry, but this would absolutely slap when you have diarrhea. Imagine having somewhere to hold and rest your head while you’re writhing in pain 💀 https://t.co/FgP8qKa10x
— petite madamé🦋 (@akachinnaji) July 5, 2024
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Dentists will turn to their nurses and say ‘A24 – fatal traumatic root eruption’and then turn to you like ‘all healthy 👍’
— L D N _ L E W🦩S (@LDN_Lewis) July 6, 2024
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Love how in “Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)” one of the guys asks “Am I sexual??” and all of his boys enthusiastically respond “yeeaaah”
— Tarence Ray (@tarenceray) July 8, 2024
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a woman at the grocery store spent a full minute staring at these trying to figure out if they were normal nutella or some kind of weird variantyour clever redesign is someone else’s source of stress pic.twitter.com/7Y2yH1QgYy
— caesararum, BS, DOGS (@caesararum) July 7, 2024
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You should be able to google why a couple broke up
— ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚ (@bendergirlfrend) June 24, 2024
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