Sometimes all the talk is too much.
Sometimes you don’t have time to read the full story.
Sometimes you just need a Three Word Analysis.
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Every team analysed after Round 18 in just three words.
ADELAIDE CROWS: Bond. Hugh Bond.
BRISBANE LIONS: Survived Simmo scare.
CARLTON: Two rucks? Still?!
COLLINGWOOD: Pies look cooked.
ESSENDON: Not another fadeout?
FREMANTLE: They’ll be fine.
GEELONG: Huge QF chance.
GOLD COAST SUNS: Still alive, somehow.
GWS GIANTS: Toby finding form.
HAWTHORN: Tassie fortress rebuilt.
MELBOURNE: Youth movement promising!
NORTH MELBOURNE: Dropoff, as expected.
PORT ADELAIDE: Time to worry.
RICHMOND: Steely name & nature.
ST KILDA: Back to reality.
SYDNEY SWANS: First by miles.
WEST COAST EAGLES: Fought for Simmo.
WESTERN BULLDOGS: Contender… in 10th.
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