For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
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“I’m just having a hard life.”-my 4-year-old after the yolk of his fried egg broke
— Lindsay Fickas (@lindsayfickas) July 28, 2024
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HBO / Twitter: @miagothstan
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Today / Twitter: @tweetsbybob_
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you know who else is having a brat summer? my nephew tyler! he bit a kid at summer school
— Patrick Doran (@lunch_enjoyer) July 26, 2024
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I just told my daughter, “It’s 11:11 make a wish!” To which she replied, “My wish is that you go to the eye doctor because it’s 11:17.”
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) July 28, 2024
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Bravo / Twitter: @juul_survivor
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Did u know if u drink enough alcohol u can call him 413 times
— ash (@ANGELBABYBITTY) July 27, 2024
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Penn Badgley / Twitter: @jynxbby
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why is posting on my Instagram so embarrassing….. like…. heres my face…. thought i looked pretty ig…. u can disagree ill kms its fine….
— zeba (@rehsahar) July 26, 2024
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i moan loud as hell & if u don’t like it, go to a different olive garden
— ʍ ҽ ց ղ (@notahorror) July 27, 2024
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getting your period after a full week of tweaking is so vindicating… like no I don’t need a psychiatric evaluation i’m actually just a girl
— Aisha (@aishadahira) July 27, 2024
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HBO / Twitter: @TattedShinobi
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