Okay, I’m Pretty Sure These Are The 60 Absolute Dumbest Things That Have Ever Been Posted On Facebook – MASHAHER

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Okay, I’m Pretty Sure These Are The 60 Absolute Dumbest Things That Have Ever Been Posted On Facebook – MASHAHER


1.On the letter T:

Someone thinking the word "teeth" starts and ends with a t

2.On the moon:

Person who asks if the moon is also flat if the Earth and stars are flatPerson who asks if the moon is also flat if the Earth and stars are flat

3.On the upcoming time change:

"Daylight Savings Time is my new worst enema.""Daylight Savings Time is my new worst enema."

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4.On genes:

person who says they wonder if they're related to their ancestorsperson who says they wonder if they're related to their ancestors

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5.On carpets:

person who tries a lawnmower out on their carpetperson who tries a lawnmower out on their carpet

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6.On grandmas:

Person confusing salmonella with "sell my nana"Person confusing salmonella with "sell my nana"

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7.On cooking:

The image shows a social media post where the user feels confused about doubling a cookie recipe, realizing the oven cannot be set to 800 degreesThe image shows a social media post where the user feels confused about doubling a cookie recipe, realizing the oven cannot be set to 800 degrees

8.On math:

"When I was 2 my sister was twice my age; now I'm 40, how old is my sister" with response: "Twice 2 is 4, so add 4 yrs to her current age; school system failed some""When I was 2 my sister was twice my age; now I'm 40, how old is my sister" with response: "Twice 2 is 4, so add 4 yrs to her current age; school system failed some"

9.On pricing:

person asking how much 2 dollar chips cost and someone says it probably takes you an hour and a half to watch 60 minutesperson asking how much 2 dollar chips cost and someone says it probably takes you an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes

10.On growing up:

A Facebook post with the text: "I thought we were all adults I didn't think we were in kidney garden anymore." The post has 1 like, 6 comments, and 1 shareA Facebook post with the text: "I thought we were all adults I didn't think we were in kidney garden anymore." The post has 1 like, 6 comments, and 1 share

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11.On my man Mike:

Selling microwave titled "micheal wave" for $10. Includes photos of the microwave on a kitchen counter, one with the door closed and another with it openSelling microwave titled "micheal wave" for $10. Includes photos of the microwave on a kitchen counter, one with the door closed and another with it open

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12.On dairy:

"Milk is considered dairy in at least 6 countries I have lived in.""Milk is considered dairy in at least 6 countries I have lived in."

13.On fish:

"Name a fish that does not have the letter 'A' in it," and person responds "Dolphin""Name a fish that does not have the letter 'A' in it," and person responds "Dolphin"

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14.On pasta provocativeness:

Person saying his girl is walkin' around in her linguine instead of lingeriePerson saying his girl is walkin' around in her linguine instead of lingerie

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15.On the cosmos:

Person misspelling meteor shower as "meat or shower"Person misspelling meteor shower as "meat or shower"

16.On dogs:

"Looking for a local dog wanker for during the week.""Looking for a local dog wanker for during the week."

17.On being used:

person saying ma nipple ate instead of manipulateperson saying ma nipple ate instead of manipulate

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18.On prunes:

"a prune is a dried plum""a prune is a dried plum"

19.On public school:

"Looking at your grammar, your parents failed you""Looking at your grammar, your parents failed you"

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20.On dietary restrictions:

"what do you eat?""what do you eat?"

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21.On tickets:

A social media post reads, "$160 parking ticket? Fuck u Virginia Beach." Commenter asks, "Nice. How fast" and the poster replies, "Did u jus ask me how fast i was going on a parking ticket?"A social media post reads, "$160 parking ticket? Fuck u Virginia Beach." Commenter asks, "Nice. How fast" and the poster replies, "Did u jus ask me how fast i was going on a parking ticket?"

22.On delicious recipes:

"I have .72 lbs of cube steak and 1.6 lbs of steak tips; I'm trying to combine together and extend for a family of 5 (3 of them can eat all the meat by themselves); I can't seem to find any good recipes"; response: "Beef stroking off over noodles""I have .72 lbs of cube steak and 1.6 lbs of steak tips; I'm trying to combine together and extend for a family of 5 (3 of them can eat all the meat by themselves); I can't seem to find any good recipes"; response: "Beef stroking off over noodles"

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23.On birth:

"Momcat Nibbles is in labor! Contraptions have begun!""Momcat Nibbles is in labor! Contraptions have begun!"

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24.On twins:

Person says twins don't look alike, and when someone says not all twins are identical, person says isn't that kind of the point, otherwise they're just siblings, not twinsPerson says twins don't look alike, and when someone says not all twins are identical, person says isn't that kind of the point, otherwise they're just siblings, not twins

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25.On the Sun:

facebook conversation where someone says the sun used to be yellow not white because of chemicalsfacebook conversation where someone says the sun used to be yellow not white because of chemicals

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26.On the government:

person who called an amendment a and end metperson who called an amendment a and end met

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27.On dishes:

person trying to dry plates in a clothes dryerrperson trying to dry plates in a clothes dryerr

28.On cartoons:

person who spells computer generated as jena ratedperson who spells computer generated as jena rated

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29.On E’s:

person who thinks there is only one word with two e's in the english languageperson who thinks there is only one word with two e's in the english language

30.On travel:

person who spells greece as greaseperson who spells greece as grease

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31.On dips:

A Facebook post asks, "Can you heat up the crab racoon dip from Aldi?" with 30 reactions and 6 commentsA Facebook post asks, "Can you heat up the crab racoon dip from Aldi?" with 30 reactions and 6 comments

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32.On paint:

"I been telling my customers this for years""I been telling my customers this for years"

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33.On Spain:

Comment thread with users debating Spain's location, with one user insisting Spain is in South America, prompting amused reactionsComment thread with users debating Spain's location, with one user insisting Spain is in South America, prompting amused reactions

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34.On Mount Everest:

Screenshot of a Facebook comment thread where users mistakenly believe Mount Everest is in America, Canada, or South Dakota. The correct information is not mentionedScreenshot of a Facebook comment thread where users mistakenly believe Mount Everest is in America, Canada, or South Dakota. The correct information is not mentioned

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35.On suspicions:

Online conversation with comments: "When people knocks on more then 1 door suisbisbish" and "Not trying to be a dick, just trying to understand. Are you trying to write suspicious?"Online conversation with comments: "When people knocks on more then 1 door suisbisbish" and "Not trying to be a dick, just trying to understand. Are you trying to write suspicious?"

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36.On Houston:

Facebook comment reads: You will need $7,000 or more to live good in Houston thanks to California and New York City people moving here at a rapid paceFacebook comment reads: You will need $7,000 or more to live good in Houston thanks to California and New York City people moving here at a rapid pace

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37.On medical advice:

"The sickest ones I know go all the time!""The sickest ones I know go all the time!"

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38.On sexual orientation:

Facebook post of someone posting a form asking sexual orientation and they're mad "straight" isn't an option but it says heterosexualFacebook post of someone posting a form asking sexual orientation and they're mad "straight" isn't an option but it says heterosexual

39.On atoms:

Person who says atoms don't exist because "gold is made of gold" and "copper is made of copper"Person who says atoms don't exist because "gold is made of gold" and "copper is made of copper"

40.On construction:

Someone asking for a "heavy Judy drill" instead of "heavy duty drill" "2Mara"Someone asking for a "heavy Judy drill" instead of "heavy duty drill" "2Mara"

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41.On gas:

Person misspelling pneumonia as ammoniaPerson misspelling pneumonia as ammonia

42.On gas prices:

Someone saying "ass nine" instead of asinineSomeone saying "ass nine" instead of asinine

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43.On 2003:

Person thinks 2003 is 30 years ago because 2023 to 2013 is 10 years and 2023 to 2003 is 20, so 20 + 10 = 30Person thinks 2003 is 30 years ago because 2023 to 2013 is 10 years and 2023 to 2003 is 20, so 20 + 10 = 30

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44.On the Bible:

Person who says Jesus wrote the Bible and is AmericanPerson who says Jesus wrote the Bible and is American

45.On cash:

A post from "Beth" in "Temecula Talk" describes an experience at a restaurant where she paid in cash and received incorrect change. A comment suggests redoing her mathA post from "Beth" in "Temecula Talk" describes an experience at a restaurant where she paid in cash and received incorrect change. A comment suggests redoing her math

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46.On a cat’s diet:

"CATS ARE CONIFEROUS""CATS ARE CONIFEROUS"

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47.On Portugal:

person who says there is no water in portugalperson who says there is no water in portugal

48.On pirates:

Facebook post reading, "OMG as if i have just found out that pirates are acsually real"Facebook post reading, "OMG as if i have just found out that pirates are acsually real"

Facebook

49.On English:

Person who says no English word except good has a double o and someone says try reading a bookPerson who says no English word except good has a double o and someone says try reading a book

50.On mammals:

Facebook post about a person who says humans — homo sapiens — aren't mammals (or animals)Facebook post about a person who says humans — homo sapiens — aren't mammals (or animals)

Facebook

51.On drugs:

A hand holds a pink rectangular pill with "Z3d" imprinted on it. Text above asks for identification, expressing concern after finding it in a son's roomA hand holds a pink rectangular pill with "Z3d" imprinted on it. Text above asks for identification, expressing concern after finding it in a son's room

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52.On meat:

Facebook post saying "Yes, I'm a vegan; yes, I eat meat; we exist"Facebook post saying "Yes, I'm a vegan; yes, I eat meat; we exist"

Facebook

53.On the sun:

Facebook event of a woman asking to reschedule a solar eclipseFacebook event of a woman asking to reschedule a solar eclipse

54.On safe cooking:

Someone asking if anyone has ever gotten "salmon vanilla" from chicken that's not fully cooked—and the chicken looks rawSomeone asking if anyone has ever gotten "salmon vanilla" from chicken that's not fully cooked—and the chicken looks raw

Facebook

55.On subscriptions:

Person asking if there's a subscription for books where you order books and return them when you're done and get more, and someone answers it's called a libraryPerson asking if there's a subscription for books where you order books and return them when you're done and get more, and someone answers it's called a library

56.On Pluto:

Facebook post with laughing emojis and text: "My daughter just tried to tell me plutonium doesn't come from Pluto! At least she's pretty, huh?"Facebook post with laughing emojis and text: "My daughter just tried to tell me plutonium doesn't come from Pluto! At least she's pretty, huh?"

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57.On names:

A Facebook post asking for male puppy name suggestions, with one user comment asking "Boy or girl." The post has 1 like and 46 commentsA Facebook post asking for male puppy name suggestions, with one user comment asking "Boy or girl." The post has 1 like and 46 comments

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58.On trivia:

Image with the question, "What country doesn't have the letter 'A' in its name?" Comments below it read: "Kansis," "Oops I mean truky," and "London."Image with the question, "What country doesn't have the letter 'A' in its name?" Comments below it read: "Kansis," "Oops I mean truky," and "London."

59.On looks:

Screenshot of a Facebook post: "looks can be this evening boy i tell ya" with reactions and a comment saying "What?"Screenshot of a Facebook post: "looks can be this evening boy i tell ya" with reactions and a comment saying "What?"

60.On tires:

Close-up of a car tire with most of the tread worn off. Caption reads: "Just finished sanding my tires so that my car will ride smoother on the interstate and honestly I kind of love this look."Close-up of a car tire with most of the tread worn off. Caption reads: "Just finished sanding my tires so that my car will ride smoother on the interstate and honestly I kind of love this look."


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