Forgive Me, I’m Still Laughing At The 21 Funniest Signs Of The Week – MASHAHER

ISLAM GAMAL22 September 2024Last Update : 3 months ago

Forgive Me, I’m Still Laughing At The 21 Funniest Signs Of The Week – MASHAHER

I know you’ve been missing it, so here’s this week’s roundup of the funniest signs of the week, courtesy of r/funnysigns and Twitter. Feel free to chortle to your heart’s content!

1.“I’m confused.”

A bus ad featuring the Volkswagen and KFC logos reads: "A car powered on free range chickens & designed by a team of hand picked potatoes. Experience driving on Mushrooms & Coke."

2. “WOW!!! CHEESE PRICES DROPPED!!!”

Twitter: @equine__dentist

—@equine__dentist

3.“Just stop…”

Sign reading, "You’re 'expertly' checking the heft and balance of decorative replicas of cartoon swords, so just stop." displayed above a decorative sword

Sign reading, "You’re 'expertly' checking the heft and balance of decorative replicas of cartoon swords, so just stop." displayed above a decorative sword

4.“Are they sleeping after s*x for 28 minutes?”

Store with handwritten sign: "Closed for sex. Be back in 30 mins. Thank you."

Store with handwritten sign: "Closed for sex. Be back in 30 mins. Thank you."

5. “I’m willing to pay more for a powerful banh mi.”

Twitter: @pharnzwurth

—@pharnzwurth

6.“Who ya gonna call?”

Two highway signs read: "WHO YA GONNA CALL?" and "NO ONE YOU'RE DRIVING."

Two highway signs read: "WHO YA GONNA CALL?" and "NO ONE YOU'RE DRIVING."

7.“Had to share it.”

Sign on a field gate reads: "DO NOT CROSS THIS FIELD UNLESS YOU CAN DO IT IN 9 SECONDS BECAUSE THE BULL CAN DO IT IN 10."

Sign on a field gate reads: "DO NOT CROSS THIS FIELD UNLESS YOU CAN DO IT IN 9 SECONDS BECAUSE THE BULL CAN DO IT IN 10."

8.“Not wrong…”

A blackboard sign reads, "An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough," next to a wooden basket of apples and dried corn stalks

A blackboard sign reads, "An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough," next to a wooden basket of apples and dried corn stalks

9.“Just to be clear…”

Cardboard sign taped to a trash bin with handwritten text: "HEAVY DEER PARTS IN BAG NOT MY WIFE."

Cardboard sign taped to a trash bin with handwritten text: "HEAVY DEER PARTS IN BAG NOT MY WIFE."

10.“Spacing is very necessary…”

Note on top of a payment terminal reads, "Pen is broken - please use finger."

Note on top of a payment terminal reads, "Pen is broken - please use finger."

11.“Silly Joe.”

Sign on a fence states, "This work center has been accident-free since Joe left." Below it, "Safety - Quality - Excellence."

Sign on a fence states, "This work center has been accident-free since Joe left." Below it, "Safety - Quality - Excellence."

12.“Please just give it back!!”

A chalkboard sign on a sidewalk reads: "To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts."

A chalkboard sign on a sidewalk reads: "To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts."

13.“No soliciting sign.”

Sign in a yard reads: "No soliciting. We are

Sign in a yard reads: "No soliciting. We are

14.“Hop in…”

A van with the words "Communist Church" written on its side is parked on grass, with its side door partially open

A van with the words "Communist Church" written on its side is parked on grass, with its side door partially open

15.“Gotta spell it out.”

Elevator sign from the University of Alabama reads: "DO NOT CLICK BUTTONS WITH GENITALIA. Cameras are watching."

Elevator sign from the University of Alabama reads: "DO NOT CLICK BUTTONS WITH GENITALIA. Cameras are watching."

16.“This sign showing words you can’t say in school.”

Sign listing banned words: Skibidi, Sigma, Rizz, Gyatt, Ohio, Fanum Tax, Sus, Griddy, 1,2 Buckle My Shoe, Mewing, Suiiiii. Consequence: a C1. "Talk properly."

Sign listing banned words: Skibidi, Sigma, Rizz, Gyatt, Ohio, Fanum Tax, Sus, Griddy, 1,2 Buckle My Shoe, Mewing, Suiiiii. Consequence: a C1. "Talk properly."

17.“No smoking dogs please.”

A sign reads: "Please... No Smoking, No Dogs (except service dogs), No Smoking Dogs." It shows three icons: no smoking, no dogs, and no smoking dogs

A sign reads: "Please... No Smoking, No Dogs (except service dogs), No Smoking Dogs." It shows three icons: no smoking, no dogs, and no smoking dogs

18.“Rapture today.”

Sign reads: "Jesus is coming, the rapture will happen on 9-18-24."

Sign reads: "Jesus is coming, the rapture will happen on 9-18-24."

19.“Don’t try to touch it, it’s already calculated.”

A white food container in a refrigerator labeled with "DO NOT EAT MY LUNCH! I have 7 shrimp and 4,639 rice." Surrounding items include chicken stock, whipped cream, and oatmeal

A white food container in a refrigerator labeled with "DO NOT EAT MY LUNCH! I have 7 shrimp and 4,639 rice." Surrounding items include chicken stock, whipped cream, and oatmeal

20.“Cows can drive?”

Roadside sign reads, "Cows Please Drive Slowly."

Roadside sign reads, "Cows Please Drive Slowly."

21.“Don’t even ask.”

A large billboard on a highway reads, "Are you okay?" with graffiti underneath responding, "No, next question."

A large billboard on a highway reads, "Are you okay?" with graffiti underneath responding, "No, next question."

Which sign was your favorite? Share in the comments!

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