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19 Signs From The Past Week That I Guarantee Are Funnier Than Most People You Know – MASHAHER

ISLAM GAMAL11 August 2024Last Update :
19 Signs From The Past Week That I Guarantee Are Funnier Than Most People You Know – MASHAHER


Another week, another enjoyable crop of signs courtesy of r/funnysigns. Enjoy!!!

1.“Free wifi.”

Sign offering free WiFi with a math equation to solve for the password: integral from -2 to 2 of (x^3 cos(x/2) + 1/2√(4-x^2)) dx

2.“I’ve been called many things in my life, but never that.”

Sign on store door reads: "PLEASE REMEMBER YOUR SHOPPING BAGS"Sign on store door reads: "PLEASE REMEMBER YOUR SHOPPING BAGS"

3.“I wonder if they put that in the will.”

A sign reads, "At my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next." It is placed on a stack of books with decorations aroundA sign reads, "At my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next." It is placed on a stack of books with decorations around

4.“I need help with the meaning of this sign.”

A person's hand holds a packet labeled "Keep your hands clean and your mind dirty" with "Refreshing towel" written belowA person's hand holds a packet labeled "Keep your hands clean and your mind dirty" with "Refreshing towel" written below

5.“Agree on this.”

Chalkboard sign on a sidewalk reads, "According to science alcohol is a solution."Chalkboard sign on a sidewalk reads, "According to science alcohol is a solution."

6.“How do you say the street name?”

Street sign for 21th St in a residential area, showing an example of a typographical error; the correct form is "21st St."Street sign for 21th St in a residential area, showing an example of a typographical error; the correct form is "21st St."

7.“You should screen for cancer.”

Billboard showing a Game Boy with the message: "IF YOU'VE PLAYED ON THIS SCREEN IT MAY BE TIME TO SCREEN FOR CANCER" and the Prevent Cancer Foundation logoBillboard showing a Game Boy with the message: "IF YOU'VE PLAYED ON THIS SCREEN IT MAY BE TIME TO SCREEN FOR CANCER" and the Prevent Cancer Foundation logo

8.“Say no more, fam.”

A chalkboard sign reads, "Pizza alone won't fill the emptiness of your soul. You'll also need beer."A chalkboard sign reads, "Pizza alone won't fill the emptiness of your soul. You'll also need beer."

9.“Wait, whattttt?”

Sale sign at Whole Foods with a pricing error listing "Boneless Skinless Children's Thighs" instead of "Chicken Thighs" for $2.59 per poundSale sign at Whole Foods with a pricing error listing "Boneless Skinless Children's Thighs" instead of "Chicken Thighs" for $2.59 per pound

10.“How many times has this happened?”

Sign on a wall reads: "Attention, please make sure elevator is there before stepping in." Below, a small sign says: "In case of fire, elevators are out of service."Sign on a wall reads: "Attention, please make sure elevator is there before stepping in." Below, a small sign says: "In case of fire, elevators are out of service."

11.“You’re welcome.”

A sign reads "Thank you for not smoking," but is ironically covered in cigarette burnsA sign reads "Thank you for not smoking," but is ironically covered in cigarette burns

12.“Not that it would matter.”

A sign reading: "Safety in Polar Bear Country. If a polar bear attacks, you must fight back." Contains logos of Manitoba and other organizationsA sign reading: "Safety in Polar Bear Country. If a polar bear attacks, you must fight back." Contains logos of Manitoba and other organizations

13.“Give me 10 of those.”

Pricing label showing "Retail Price $2.98 Orgasmic Blueberries" with a typo where "organic" is misspelled as "orgasmic."Pricing label showing "Retail Price $2.98 Orgasmic Blueberries" with a typo where "organic" is misspelled as "orgasmic."

14.“Google Maps likes to take me on the twistiest possible roads.”

Two signs: "Google is wrong" in large letters on top and a U-turn symbol on the bottom. The signs are mounted on a wooden fenceTwo signs: "Google is wrong" in large letters on top and a U-turn symbol on the bottom. The signs are mounted on a wooden fence

15.“I can already hear the review coming in.”

A chalkboard sign outside a café humorously says, "Come in and try the worst coffee one woman on TripAdvisor had in her life."A chalkboard sign outside a café humorously says, "Come in and try the worst coffee one woman on TripAdvisor had in her life."

16.“Can your dog do this?”

A humorous sign showing a dog using a broom and dustpan to clean up after itself, with the text: "Unless your dog can do this... Please be responsible and clean up after them"A humorous sign showing a dog using a broom and dustpan to clean up after itself, with the text: "Unless your dog can do this... Please be responsible and clean up after them"

17.“Should I slip the money in their…uniform?”

A sign reads, "Support your local pole dancer! It's not about the money, it's about keeping you turned on!" with a silhouette of a person climbing a poleA sign reads, "Support your local pole dancer! It's not about the money, it's about keeping you turned on!" with a silhouette of a person climbing a pole

18.“Try to hide.”

Warning sign displaying two stick figures; one holding a lit video camera above the other, who is throwing their hands up. Text reads: "YOU ARE BEING MONITORED."Warning sign displaying two stick figures; one holding a lit video camera above the other, who is throwing their hands up. Text reads: "YOU ARE BEING MONITORED."

19.“This mildly threatening sign in a supermarket.”

A checkout counter at a store with a sign that reads "you're next." Nearby are flower bouquets and chocolate cookiesA checkout counter at a store with a sign that reads "you're next." Nearby are flower bouquets and chocolate cookies

Don’t miss last week’s funniest signs:

19 Signs From The Past Week That Made Me Laugh So Hard, I Forgot How To Breathe


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