Sorry, But I’m Dying At These 17 Funny Employee Tweets From Last Week – MASHAHER

they should let you leave work early if the vibes are off and you hate it there

— peter (@arabatman_) August 27, 2024

Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust shaaaaaaaaare my screeeeeeen…okaycanyouseeit?

— Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. (@ParikPatelCFA) August 27, 2024

This meeting could have been a pajama party.

— Maddy 🩵 (@MadHatterMommy) August 29, 2024

Asked my coworker what’s wrong & he said “I’m tired of faking that I like you guys” & honestly? Mood.

— Nikki (@TheNikkiRosa) August 26, 2024

I am sitting next to a French-speaking family at Whole Foods, and their son (maybe 8 or 9?) asked what I was doing on my laptop. I said: “I’m working on my lunch break.” And he said, in an adorable French accent: “Ah! I did not know that people could work on their lunch breaks!”

— Laura J. Nelson 🦅 (@laura_nelson) August 27, 2024

HR says I have to stop switching people’s vapes with kazoos.

— D.N. Schmidt, space opera author 🛸 (@Writepop) August 29, 2024

Today a coworker from another department was talking about her daughter, Haysleigh, and I guess I gave an eyebrow raise because she immediately said “like paisley but agricultural” then spelled it and I felt my soul leave my body

— McErin☘️ (@colleen_eileen) August 28, 2024

Yeah, thanks everyone.*me at the end of a work zoom call when I haven’t spoken and have contributed nothing

— Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@GraniteDhuine) August 29, 2024

went out for drinks w my coworkers and I ended up in jail 😭 why I’m just now getting home

— L 🌵 (@httpslalo) August 29, 2024

made eye contact in the office bathroom mirror while washing my hands as the man went straight to the door from the urinal so then he pivots to the sink and said “guess we’re still doing all that even after covid haha” pic.twitter.com/kMUcwBnMs6

— chase. (@cfree94) August 29, 2024